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A brew in a conical smooth glass bottle with a label showing several gnomish diagrams, analysing potency and course of action. The liquid inside is bronze with stripes of colour.
The potion smells like smoke, but tastes like holy oils.
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It is a potion of horrifying appearance that will disfigure the drinker frighteningly, but it also causes everything to taste like dirt. It is very powerful, but comes with severe side effects.
An elixir in a green wine bottle with a label showing a coupon for a free potion. The liquid inside is light blue and grime has gathered at the bottom.
The potion smells like mayonnaise, but tastes like fresh bread.
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It is a potion of night vision, granting vision in total darkness, but it also causes feelings of guilt. It is extremely strong, but wears off very quickly.
A tonic in a brown beer bottle with a label showing a code name. The liquid inside is white emanating a constant heat.
The potion smells like gold, but tastes like bacon.
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It is a potion of giant strength, greatly increasing strength, but it also causes the need to sing heroic music. It is fully effective, but with a strong side effect.
A brew in a large metal bottle with a label showing a cheesy pun potion name. The liquid inside is pink with a bright glow.
The potion smells like water, but tastes like something indescribable but nice.
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It is a potion of necrotic resistance, but it also causes temporary madness. It is very powerful, but comes with severe side effects.
A potion in a green wine bottle with a label showing a mysterious number. The liquid inside is purple emanating a constant heat.
The potion smells like massage oil, but tastes like fruit punch.
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It is a potion of ageing that makes the dringer age severeal years, but it also causes petrification. It appears to have a permanent or near permanent effect.
An essence in a leather pouch with a label stating the producer thinks it is their greatest work. The liquid inside is blue with some kind of bone floating in it.
The potion smells like wood, but tastes like alcohol.
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It is a potion of grace that enhances acrobatics and body control, but it also causes blindness. It is fully effective, but with a strong side effect.
A philter in a bone flask with a label showing a sad face. The liquid inside is clear with a cloudy murkiness.
The potion smells like the forest, but tastes like smoke.
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It is a potion of furnace, enveloping the drinker in a heat aura that damages everyone around, but it also causes genuine happiness. It is weakly effective, with a slight side effect.
A brew in a large bottle that can be swigged several times with a label showing a description in Druidic. The liquid inside is purple with a cloudy murkiness.
The potion smells like fruit punch, but tastes like flowers.
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It is a potion of demonic leech that partially converts damage into healing, but it also causes massive muscle soreness. It is weakly effective, but with strong side effects.
An elixir in a coloured bottle with a label showing a description and a random fact. The liquid inside is orange with an airy and bubbly consistency.
The potion smells like rotten eggs, but tastes like egg.
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It is a potion of rebirth, able to resurrect the drinker shortly after their death, but it also causes the need for booze. It is very powerful, but comes with severe side effects.